This used to be a wedding website. Now it's a scoreboard.
Once upon a time (2020), this URL had a save-the-date and a registry link. We regret to inform you it now just keeps score.
October 17, 2020 — still going, somehow
Countdown to retirement — freedom awaits
Estimated, at a modest 3 cups/day between the two of you
cups and counting — someone should really check the decaf theory
An entirely fair and unbiased tally